Beloved Long Underwear First, I'm happy to report that I can still wear a garment that is 30+ years old. I'm basically the same weight I was when I graduated high school. That, in and of itself, is a feat. Congratulations to me.  I guess if I ever went to a high school reunion, which I never will, people would say, you don't look that different... just old. All that said, in the recent Texas-Snowpocalypse, I went through all my long underwear. I happily donned my old friend, but to my chagrin, it was full of holes. Literally worn out.  It is with sadness that I commit its soul to the deep. Instagram: @grimfargle web: www.grimfargle.com